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Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

She - Interpreter - He.

"I don't know who you are!"

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

Enlightened Cursing

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

"So you have a communication problem! Have you tried powerpoint?"

"Kick the machine"

'How should I know why my daughter has not spoken to me in over a month, stupid!'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"