Crafty Fixer Pillows

'Can Dad fix whatever this was?'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Enlightened Cursing

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"Kick the machine"

God's lil' fix-it shop.

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

Power and the Glory tools

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

'It's our last resort.'

"So a plumber charges $600 for 45 minutes' work?! Is that the coolest job or what?!"

Cardiology

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

The maintaining different types of fence.

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

Stitches.

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

'I see you tried to fix it yourself.'