Wannabe Fixer Pillows

"So a plumber charges $600 for 45 minutes' work?! Is that the coolest job or what?!"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Enlightened Cursing

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Power and the Glory tools

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

Cardiology

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

Man patching up his bag.

'Can Dad fix whatever this was?'

"This Michael Cohen is giving fixers a bad name."

Man bangs on a malfunctioning bathroom mirror to get his reflection to show.

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'What's this, your estimate or your telephone number?'

Valerie began to suspect that Brian hadn't laid a carpet before.