Wannabe Techie Pillows

'Sure he's got a smart phone, but he doesn't know how to use it. He's a geek poser.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

As Seen On TV

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Wisdom for dummies

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

Nanatech.

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes!

"So a plumber charges $600 for 45 minutes' work?! Is that the coolest job or what?!"

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

'Jon likes to think he's 'rock 'n' roll'.'

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

"Wow! These virtual reality goggles sure make sex seem so real."

"This is as high definition as I get."

The Island

'Sure you can be a high-resolution laser spectropocist if tou want to be, but tell Daddy, what is a high-resolution laser spectropocist.'