Wannabe Techie Gifts

'Sure he's got a smart phone, but he doesn't know how to use it. He's a geek poser.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

Zorro as a child.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

As Seen On TV

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Wisdom for dummies

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

It's a little known fact that Einstein quit science and went into the cattle business.

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

Nanatech.

I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes!

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

"So a plumber charges $600 for 45 minutes' work?! Is that the coolest job or what?!"

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'Son, as I can see it, your career prospects as a pirate seem to be... hm...limited!'

"Wow! These virtual reality goggles sure make sex seem so real."

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

"This is as high definition as I get."

'Jon likes to think he's 'rock 'n' roll'.'

The Island