Wannabe Explorer Gifts

The Island

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Zorro as a child.

Vacation Bus Photo

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Rainbow/Horizon

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Desert Roundabout

"Have you decided where to travel?"

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

Airport

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

My First Boat

Your Palm

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

Tourist Attractions

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

'Special! Wander the Sinai Desert just like Moses! only $999 per person.'

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."