World Explorer Wannabe Gifts

'We don't travel abroad that much since she has a lousy passport photo.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Look! No hands!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Save Our Universe

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Travelling

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Introducing Piza Island.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Greece

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

7 More Dwarfs

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"