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'We don't travel abroad that much since she has a lousy passport photo.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Look! No hands!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Save Our Universe

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Travelling

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

7 More Dwarfs

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"