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"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

'Every day you should eat something from each of the five basic food groups: fried blubber, boiled blubber, baked blubber, stewed blubber and raw blubber.'

'Now, that beats swimming in cold water...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Save Our Universe

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pushy Dog

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Penguin

The polar olympics

Penguin Remote

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg