Antarctic Adventurer T-Shirts

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Is my breath fishy?"

Scott of the Antarctic

Antarctic tourists meet arctic bullies!

"At least they're communicating."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

'I didn't know she wasn't you. Look, I can only distinguish between male and female, but beyond that, I haven't a clue.'

"Apparently, millions of years ago, penguins used to be six feet tall."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Pushy Dog

Penguin

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Igloo for birds.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

Polar bears

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Penguin Remote

Can I have a look at the map?

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'

'Bored?'