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'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Pushy Dog

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Igloo for birds.

Penguin

The polar olympics

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Can I have a look at the map?

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Penguin Remote

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Penguin of the Month.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'