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'What worried me most is identity theft.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

The igloo. The igloo-loo

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

The melting polar ice caps

"Are you cold dear?"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Trawling for Fish.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"The glaciers are angry."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

Igloo Art.

Flashpoint: Arctic!

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Ice Whaling

'Nice RV!'

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

"So how do you like my makeover?"

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."