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'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

Igloo snail.

Frosting the Snowman

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

The melting polar ice caps

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Are you cold dear?"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

Flashpoint: Arctic!

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"The glaciers are angry."

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

Warming hands over soup.

Ice Whaling

"It's crazy, I keep smelling carrots..."

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

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