Arctic Aficionados Pillows

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

Igloo snail.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

The melting polar ice caps

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Are you cold dear?"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"The glaciers are angry."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

Ice Whaling

Warming hands over soup.

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

See U Next Year

"It's crazy, I keep smelling carrots..."

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"