Ice Aficionados Pillows

"You've got your favorite room - right by the ice machine."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Panettone

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Baking

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"We used to be cooler."

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Giant Ice Skates

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Coldsaurus

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

From an early age Freud was fascinated with slips of the tongue.

Some make better deals than others.

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

"They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age."

Fish with chainsaw under skating rink