Ice Aficionados Gifts

"You've got your favorite room - right by the ice machine."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Panettone

The Hockey World

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Baking

"You call this ice?"

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Trawling for Fish.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"We used to be cooler."

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Giant Ice Skates

Lady Liberty Cools Off

Coldsaurus

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Some make better deals than others.

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'