Ice Lovers Gifts

"They're adorable. Are they yours?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Bless You."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Ice skater

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Rude Snowpeople

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Wish you were steer!

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Mice Cream

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Baking

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

Snow is falling...

Cow on Holiday.

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'Really, another headache.'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"We used to be cooler."

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453

Inside Obama's armoured car.

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'