Arctic Lover Gifts

Door to Door Campaigning

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

You Are Here

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Thank-you God.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Boy rolled into a snowball

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Keeping warm.

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Shellfie

Couple melting the snow around them.

A Preschool of Fish

Inappropriate Snowmen

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

The melting polar ice caps

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."