Arctic Lover Gifts

Door to Door Campaigning

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

The Dubloon Stops Here

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

Keeping warm.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Inappropriate Snowmen

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Shellfie

Couple melting the snow around them.

A Preschool of Fish

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

The melting polar ice caps

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."