Arctic Adventure Lover Gifts

'Goodnight Nanook. Great house-warming party.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Pushy Dog

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

Can I have a look at the map?

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Polar bears

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

UFO

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

An unexpected success.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'They're a very close family.'

Book Igloo

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo