Ice Enthusiast Gifts

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Mary's hot flashes were becoming more and more intolerable.

'It's rock hard this water-bed of yours.'

"We used to be cooler."

'And I'm telling you, mister, that a cocktail served with no ice can't be a genuine 'Titanic' cocktail!'

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Skate! Skate! Skate!

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

'What on earth are you doing inside an ice truck!?'

'It's not a hockey puck!'

'It happened while he was ice fishing...He got run over by a Zamboni.'

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Ice Maker. Ice maker offers different types of ice.

Hockey Goal

'We'll have difficulty shifting it in the present climate.'

Jumping the barrel.

'What matter an inch or two of surface-water, if the ice be still sound undernaeth!'

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Ice. Oh, and can I get a side of ice with that? Pour it down the back of my shirt. It's been a really hot fall.

"You call this ice?"

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Check out the old dude.'

Panettone

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Ice Skater

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.