Ice Enthusiasts Gifts

Ice croquet.

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Check out the old dude.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Bored?'

Baking

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"You call this ice?"

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Trawling for Fish.

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"We used to be cooler."

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Quit with that racket - you're scaring the fish."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Winter fishing

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'