Ice Fun Enthusiast Gifts

Ice skating demonstration

Ice fisher.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Check out the old dude.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Bored?'

Baking

Trawling for Fish.

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"You call this ice?"

Man throws snowball for dog, and dog returns stuck in giant snowball.

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"We used to be cooler."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Quit with that racket - you're scaring the fish."

Winter fishing

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'