Ice Stunt Enthusiast Gifts

Hockey cheerleaders.

Ice fisher.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Rockefeller Center."

Welcome to your new English Class.

Baking

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"We used to be cooler."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

Gone Fishing.

The Icebreaker

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Skiing rescue dog.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Snowman and girl

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hockey Goal

Ice Sculpting Class.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Scuba Skater

Skis with stabilisers.

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"