Ice Stunt Enthusiast Gifts

Hockey cheerleaders.

Ice fisher.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Rockefeller Center."

Baking

Welcome to your new English Class.

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"We used to be cooler."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

Gone Fishing.

Snowman and girl

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Skiing rescue dog.

Hockey Goal

Ice Sculpting Class.

The Icebreaker

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Skis with stabilisers.

Scuba Skater

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"