Ice Performer Gifts

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Extreme miming"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Silly wig.

Freddie Mercury

Karataoke

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

A man taking a bow

Tina Turner

Jeff Beck.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Magic Tricks

Midsummer Night's Dream

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Cake

Music Hall Dancers

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Robbie Williams

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'