Ice Performer Pillows

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Extreme miming"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Silly wig.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

A man taking a bow

Tina Turner

Magic Tricks

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Midsummer Night's Dream

Cake

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Music Hall Dancers

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Interpretive napping

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."