Ice Dancer Pillows

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Zenboni

"Do you mind?"

Raging Bull on Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

Cake Writer's Block

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Child making ice sculpture.

Ice Sculpting Class.

Hockey cheerleaders.

Snowman and girl

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hands off!

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Skating on thin ice.

Violinist on Skates

On the Ice.

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'

Beware of polar bears: Old Samuel's last day at work.

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

'We only have red wine.'

'Boy, Frank did have a fever'

Winter String Quartet

Ice-Skating Disaster.