Ice Dancer Mugs

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

A note from Tessa Virtue - Scott, why don't we just tell the world we are married and get it over with

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Zenboni

Raging Bull on Ice

"Do you mind?"

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Child making ice sculpture.

Cake Writer's Block

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Ice Sculpting Class.

Snowman and girl

Hockey cheerleaders.

Hands off!

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

Violinist on Skates

Skating on thin ice.

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

On the Ice.

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'

'Boy, Frank did have a fever'

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

'We only have red wine.'

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

Beware of polar bears: Old Samuel's last day at work.