Ice Dancing Aficionados Mugs

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'Baby's first two-step.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Pole dancers

Finesse fishing

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'Spot, you know you're not allowed on the couch, now get down!'

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Discombobulating uncertainty is not the only kind of dithering, you know, Charles!"

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

Lady Liberty Cools Off

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

Ginger was born to dance.

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

Ice Sculpting Class.

Snowman and girl

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

'You're right: Humans' Mating Dances are hilarious!'

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"