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"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Pole dancers

Finesse fishing

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'Spot, you know you're not allowed on the couch, now get down!'

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

'Honey, do you want to watch Dancing With the Stars, or the news showing Congress dancing all around the tough issues?'

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

"Discombobulating uncertainty is not the only kind of dithering, you know, Charles!"

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

Lady Liberty Cools Off

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

Snowman and girl

'You're right: Humans' Mating Dances are hilarious!'

Ice Sculpting Class.

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

"Souls are a dime a dozen. The best I can give you is ten free dance lessons."

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

Ginger was born to dance.