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"-And this property even has a swimming pool!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"I love this time of year."

"You call this ice?"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

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A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

A skier and a paraglider

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Ski kicker.

'You win. Go out and play.'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"