Snow And Ice Aficionados T-Shirts

"-And this property even has a swimming pool!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Buggy with Snowplow.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You call this ice?"

A skier and a paraglider

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

"I love this time of year."

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'You win. Go out and play.'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"