Snow Dance Enthusiasts Mugs

A performance by the synchronized snow shovellers of scarsdale

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'Baby's first two-step.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

A skier and a paraglider

Pole dancers

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Finesse fishing

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Staying Warm.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Phone Mittens

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It covers up all the debt."

Angels making snow humans

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

'I hate snowboarders!'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!