Snow Dance Enthusiasts Gifts

A performance by the synchronized snow shovellers of scarsdale

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A skier and a paraglider

Pole dancers

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Finesse fishing

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Weather today.

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"It covers up all the debt."

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Angels making snow humans

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

Phone Mittens

Staying Warm.

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Willson, Carswell & Griggs - The Balanchine Version

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

'I hate snowboarders!'