Snow Fight Enthusiasts Gifts

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

Winter Weather.

"Whose the new guy?"

'Fine. And you?'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

The polar olympics

Buggy with Snowplow.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

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