Snow Fight Enthusiasts Mugs

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Winter Weather.

'Fine. And you?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

The polar olympics

Buggy with Snowplow.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I love this time of year."