Winter Dance Mugs

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Chivalrous Snowman

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

Greco-polar wrestling

'ok, who threw that?'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Snowman Romance

Xylophone Icicles.

Snow Blind

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Giant Ice Skates

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

Writing buddies

'War is heck!'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

Snowman and girl

'What? Are you kidding me?! That was incidental body contact!'

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'