Winter Celebration Mugs

Pony Ride in the Snow

'War is heck!'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

You Are Here

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Tommy!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Night of the Latkes

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Alien Snowmen

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Keeping warm.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Ice skater

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'