Winter Dance T-Shirts

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

Chivalrous Snowman

Greco-polar wrestling

'ok, who threw that?'

Xylophone Icicles.

Giant Ice Skates

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Snow Blind

Snowman Romance

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'War is heck!'

Snowman and girl

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

Writing buddies

'What? Are you kidding me?! That was incidental body contact!'