Winter Romantic T-Shirts

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

Rude Snowpeople

Chivalrous Snowman

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Lovers embrace

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

'Do you come here often?'

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Fireplace Projector.

"I thought the snow would never start"

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

Three bears hibernating

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

'Snow again, today...'

Patron entering 'School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'Hey, buddy; can you spare a couple of bucks for a glass of eiswein?'

Minnesota is the Healthiest State in our Country.

'You're a great laugh, but you're just too cold in bed.'