Wintertime Romantics T-Shirts

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Rude Snowpeople

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Do you come here often?'

"I love this time of year."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Chivalrous Snowman

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Hibernation Clock.

Elves in bed

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Santa Romance

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

Snowglobe In Summer

"He gets like this every summer."

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

Summertime in Minnesota