Wintertime Romantics Gifts

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Rude Snowpeople

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

"I love this time of year."

'Do you come here often?'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Chivalrous Snowman

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

Hibernation Clock.

Elves in bed

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Santa Romance

Eskimo love songs: 'But I only have ice for you...'

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Snowglobe In Summer

Actually, Bob, it's a myth that most of our heat escapes through our heads.

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

Summertime in Minnesota

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

Snowman getting in shape