Holiday Romantics Gifts

Elves in bed

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Christmas, 1919.

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

Romance at the Beach

Santa Romance

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Rude Snowpeople

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

Chivalrous Snowman

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

'No luggage.'

It won't be Christmas without you!

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

'I hate Christmas!'

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

Mistletoe.

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

"Shopping was stress-free this year because I started early and didn't give a s**t what I bought."

Eskimo love songs: 'But I only have ice for you...'