Winter Romantics Gifts

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rude Snowpeople

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Do you come here often?'

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Chivalrous Snowman

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

Snow Angel Fall

Elves in bed

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Santa Romance

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Snowglobe In Summer

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

"You're lucky. Your mom only makes you wear a sleeve on cold days."

Could somebody please scratch my back?

"He gets like this every summer."

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.