Winter Romantics Mugs

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Couple melting the snow around them.

Rude Snowpeople

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

'Do you come here often?'

Chivalrous Snowman

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

Snow Angel Fall

These single cruises are great - how else would we have met?

Elves in bed

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

Santa Romance

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Eskimo love songs: 'But I only have ice for you...'

Snowglobe In Summer

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

Could somebody please scratch my back?

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

"He gets like this every summer."