Winter Nostalgia Lover Gifts

Sounds of the snowplow

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Rude Snowpeople

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

Lovers embrace

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Chivalrous Snowman

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

Fireplace Projector.

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

"It's just not the same."

The Old Elves Home

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Three bears hibernating

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"I thought the snow would never start"

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'Snow again, today...'

Patron entering 'School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.

Musical Snowman

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.