Snow Nostalgia Gifts

"I choose to remember Aspen as it was."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Bless You."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

A prehistoric football match.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

Snowman Magic

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

I Love Winter!

Snow Angel Fall

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

'They suspect arson.'

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

The First Frozen Embryos.

Snowglobe In Summer

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

Talking christmas tree

"I'm afraid he may not recover. Even this special tonic didn't help! Andale! Let's take a picture...so we can remember the joy he brought into this house!"

'It's so cruel the way they break it to you, Not, 'school starts tomorrow', but 'tonight's a school night','

He Watched Sports

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same questions.'"