Nature Nostalgia Gifts

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

baby sweetcorn...

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'It is too snowing!'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Milk sideburns

Yoyos

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

The Music Box

Fade to black...

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'