Nostalgic Nature Lover Gifts

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

'Know what I miss about the jungle? Remember those little birds that used to sit on our backs?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

So Close..

Humans...What is their purpose?

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'The circle is complete!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."