Nature Nostalgia Pillows

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

baby sweetcorn...

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'He's maturing early.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'It is too snowing!'

Milk sideburns

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Yoyos

The Music Box

Fade to black...

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"