Nature Nostalgic Pillows

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

"It's just not the same."

Childhood's End

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Where Mom used to take you.

Tony Weller and his grandson

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

'I remember when this was all trees.'

'I just love you, warts and all...'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

"When I was your age, I went outside everyday and did things."

"Oh honey look, IKEA. Where we had our first argument."

"I'm afraid he may not recover. Even this special tonic didn't help! Andale! Let's take a picture...so we can remember the joy he brought into this house!"

Talking christmas tree

'Remember when Christmas came after hallowe'en?'

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'