Nostalgic Memories Pillows

Where Mom used to take you.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Before the Internet

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Hay Rides $10

Elvis Presley

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Hipsters"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Bring out yer books!'

"I made you a mixtape."